Thursday, eight pm
Burnley are coming to town. You can’t say much else.
A Sunday afternoon out
Crystal Palace. The excitement promises to never start.
News of the world
Liverpool at home, and all the baggage that comes with it.
It’s grimmer up north-west
Heading off to Burnley because someone has to.
Saturdays in the sun
Norwich at home. You know what’s coming next.
Journey to the mysterious East
Heading off to Leicester in hope and expectation.
An unlikely tale
Villa v Spurs on a Saturday afternoon. A nation holds its breath.
The Saturday expedition
In which we plot the journey to Wolverhampton.
Just another Saturday
Awaiting the arrival of Islington’s finest.
Sunday afternoon strolling
Off to West Ham, or to be more accurate, Stratford.