Thursday, eight pm

Burnley are coming to town. You can’t say much else.

A Sunday afternoon out

Crystal Palace. The excitement promises to never start.

Norwich at home. You know what’s coming next.

Heading off to Leicester in hope and expectation.

Villa v Spurs on a Saturday afternoon. A nation holds its breath.

In which we plot the journey to Wolverhampton.

Awaiting the arrival of Islington’s finest.

Off to West Ham, or to be more accurate, Stratford.

Leeds, here we come. Yippee.

Looking forward to a trip to Brighton.