High half past noon
And along come Newcastle.
Another Saturday afternoon
Back to business at Villa Park against Nottingham Forest.
Off into the great unknown
We’re playing at Leicester, because it’s our turn.
Bridging the gap
Destination Chelsea, which isn’t the highlight of the season.
Just another Saturday
Bournemouth are next up to feel the force.
Here we go again
Looks like we’re off to West Ham again.
Things can only get better
Say hello to Crystal Palace, if you really have to.
Knowin’ yer ‘istory
We’re off to Everton again.
It’s all their fault
Offering the hand of friendship and bonhomie to Islington’s finest.
Follow the money
Manchester City away. Isn’t that something to look forward to?