This time it’ll be different
Crystal Palace away. The stuff of nightmares.
Starting as we mean to go on
Nottingham Forest are bringing in the new year with us.
If you’ve done it once
We’re off on our travels and once more it’s Arsenal. You know the way.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
Chelsea at Stamford Bridge. As if this week isn’t expensive enough.
For one day only, and that’s too long
As if the weather isn’t bad enough, look who’s coming on Sunday.
They only hurt their own
Villa are going to West Ham on Sunday.
Watches, chocolate and money laundering
Buckle your seatbelts, stow your trays and we’re off to Basel.
Clash of the Titans
Arsenal are the next visitors to Villa Park. Good old Arsenal.
More maritime midweek malarkey
It’s Brighton this week. It’s a long way.
Minding the chasm
Wolves are arriving on Sunday. And leaving sharpish.