The big day out
Fulham away. Two of the most glorious words in the English language.
After the Lord Mayor’s show
Manchester United roll into Aston. Try not to get too excited.
The moment we’ve been waiting for
It’s time to play Bayern Munich.
The supporting cast
We’re all going to Ipswich. It’s a long way.
The not-so-deadly rivals
It’s Wolves on Saturday. Whatever happens, the match won’t be the story.
Young Boys go for it
The wait’s over. Young Boys are ready for us.
Accept no imitations
It’s Everton again. We should be used to it by now.
Strangers in a strange land
Leicester away. Guaranteed to put a smile on your face.
Bring on the first victims
It’s Arsenal. They’ll be as Arsenal as ever.
World domination starts here
Off we go to visit the ‘Appy ‘Ammers.