It’s the most wonderful time of the year
Chelsea at Stamford Bridge. As if this week isn’t expensive enough.
For one day only, and that’s too long
As if the weather isn’t bad enough, look who’s coming on Sunday.
They only hurt their own
Villa are going to West Ham on Sunday.
Watches, chocolate and money laundering
Buckle your seatbelts, stow your trays and we’re off to Basel.
Clash of the Titans
Arsenal are the next visitors to Villa Park. Good old Arsenal.
More maritime midweek malarkey
It’s Brighton this week. It’s a long way.
Minding the chasm
Wolves are arriving on Sunday. And leaving sharpish.
Youth, youth, youth
Young Boys are coming to Aston on Thursday.
The week in claret and blue
Seven Astonian days of merriment and wonder.
When Sunday comes
We’re off to Leeds. It could be worse.