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A Radio Five Live Evening with Trevor Brooking."Good evenin'. This is Trevor Brookin' and welcome to an evenin's exciting Premier League action. "There's some interestin' lookin' matches this evenin' includin' Villa's visit to White Hart Lane to play Spurs, or the Sugar Lumps as they're known now. "Their North London rivals Arsehole are away at Everton and we'll be coverin' both these matches for three seconds each "Our main match features my old club, a bunch of no hopers from the east end who are away at Old Trafford playin' the Red Shite. I'm bein' strictly neutral about this one so I'll hand you over to Alan Green at the ground "Alan, is it true you've been campin' out at Old Trafford all through the summer?" "Unfortunately not Trevor, but there's always a tremendous atmosphere here and I think United might just shade it tonight. I've got Dennis Law with me. Dennis, how's it going to go?" "Well, Alan, to be fair it's going to be a great game which may well have a tremendous bearing on the championship. To be fair though, United are fielding a weakened side tonight and might only manage five or six goals, to be fair." "Thanks Dennis. Well Trevor, we don't seem to fancy your old club's chances too much but I'm sure it would be different if you were playing." "You're too kind Alan, but I'm stayin' out of this. Before our featured match kicks off let's join Bryan Butler at White Hart Lane." "No goals yet Trevor" "Thanks Bryan, we'll be coming back to you after half time. And now over to Alan Green for coverage of the whole ninety minutes from Old Trafford" Etc, etc ad nauseam as all but the gloryhunters and a handful of chirpy cockneys switch
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