OVER-RATED XI

OVER-RATED XI

1. David James: Looks like Mr Worf, and he's crap.
2. Warren Barton: England class?!!??
3. Barry Venison: so bad he's only ever scored against us.
4. Neil Ruddock: Venables' best mate.
5: Steve Howey: An England international. How?
6: Paul Gascoigne: All-round tosspot.
7: Nick Barmby: see Neil Ruddock.
8: Darren Anderton: see Nick Barmby.
9: Teddy Sherringham: As glorious an England career as John Bornes.
10: Duncan Ferguson: As good as Dixie Dean. Ha ha ha ha.
1l: Andy Sinton: How many million did you pay, Trev'?
SUBS: Kevin Pressman, Rob Jones, Phil Babb or anyone else Venables has picked for England (except Platty).

Rob Wardle
Taken from Issue 36