THE ULTIMATE ALL-TIME
FACIALLY CHALLENGED VILLA XI

1: John Burridge - no wonder his missus got it somewhere else (allegedly).
2: John Gregory - seventies man personified.
3: Mike Pejic - Mr. Scarethekids.
4: Noel Blake - more suited to where we sold him to.
5: George Curtis - one for the older generation to remember.
6: Steve Hodge - his face matched the rest of him.
7: Alan Maclnally - the late eighties were a golden era of ugliness, but this man stood out.
8: Warren Aspinall - Peter Beardsley's ugly little brother.
9: lan Olney - Jimmy Hill's love child?
10: David Platt - with his money, you'd think he'd get plastic surgery.
11: lan Ormondroyd - and there was so much of him to spread it round.

Taken from Issue 36