Win the new United strip

(before it's replaced next week.)


The Daily Manc has teamed up with leading football strip suppliers SCUMBRO® and Premier Whinging Mancs Manchester United to offer you the chance to win the New Manchester United fifty seventh srtip.

The names of Gary Birtles, Mike Phelan and David May and many other Man Ure greats past and present are embossed in a new football shirt worn for the first and only time this season on 12th April.

The new red, black and white/green and purple/ lime and cerise jersey is in its own way a tribute to the blatant marketing wich has made Man Ure utterly despised universally and has been a hit with gloryhunters everywhere.

For your chance to buy one of the 3,000,000,000 limited edition strips telephone your answers to the questions below before Man Ure are on the bloody telly again on 0838 000 000

Sh!te Kit
Question 1
Do you know where Manchester is you sad individual ?

Question 2
Who beat you 3-1 at Wembley in 1994?

Question 3
Why don'y you just get a life ?

Calls cost 50p per minute from within Manchester (some chance) and £49.50 per second for the majority of you sad Gloryhunting morons.
Conditions Of Entry

No employee of either the Manc Group Newspapers of Man ure FC (including all Premiership Referees may enter)
Brummie Red scum need not apply but should rot in eternal damnation.
Manchester United....... ever get the feeling you've been had ?

Taken from Issue 35