Pre Season Friendlies

Play I-Spy at the Aston Villa friendly. How many of the following did you see in our pre-season warm up encounters???

Bars open all through the match.
14 year old girlies thinking Mark Bosnich's playing against Bilston.
Old gits moaning they've put the prices up. Obnoxious young locals turning up to kick-off against the Villa
Raffles for bottles of whisky and you never hear the result
YTS players practising signing autographs,
Talking to and not recognising John Gregory.
Gatemen charging Ł3.27 and moaning nobody's got the right money
Spending all match asking the players names.
Wild shots going through car windscreens.
Friends of the home team taking the piss
Tripping over line marking machines in the unlit toilets
Players who wish they were anywhere else.
Spending the second half playing the machines in the bar.
Cheap burgers.
Running out of programmes at 7,15
The pub next door not letting you on their car park
Getting a better view front outside
Policemen turning up and having nothing to do
Seventeen substitutes
Going to the wrong match and not knowing until kick-off.
Stands unfit for human habitation
Embarrassing defeats or 7-0 victories
No grass on the pitch after October
Little old ladies working in the tea bar
Bitter and twisted opposition defenders who know they could have made it if they'd had the chance. trying to cripple the 'stars'
Aggravating little kids running round in Sharp adverts.

Taken from Issue 38