Do You Support A Big Club ????

Do You Support A Big Club ????

Many supporters claim that theirs is a "big club". But what is the definition of a big club and how do you know if yours is one? Here, we present a quiz to show, whether you can hold your head amongst the game's elite.

1. Do your club buy only the most expensive carthorses?
2. Do they change their kit design every season?
3. Northern Clubs only: Do they never finish in the top six? (Liverpool excepted).
4. Do they charge more for the big games?
5. Is away support restricted because of reduced ground capacity?
6. Is ground capacity always being reduced because of new executive boxes?
7. Do they refuse to enter the Zenith Data Systems Cup?
8. Southern Clubs only: Do they win, on average, less than one trophy every ten years?
9. Is your chairman more famous than the players?
10. Are at least half the first team squad banned from driving?
11. Has the team captain not spoken to the manager all season?
12. Are at least two books printed about them each season entitled The Untold Story"?
13. Does every phone number for the club begin 0898?
14. Do they own subsidiary companies which are nothing to do with football, except to give directors another source of income?
15. Does the programme cost over a pound and come complete with a glossy advertising pull out?
16. Does the programme always feature someone who came to watch the last match from abroad?
17. Do they always lose to Wimbledon?
18. Are they on "The Match" at least once a month?
19. DO supporters of other clubs write numerous letters to newspapers running them down?
20. Do they change managers as often as kit designs?