If anybody knows where my flag is, could they let me know.
Last seen in Bilbao in 1977. Not absolutely sure if I lost it, gave it some spaniard or it was stolen. To be honest I was very drunk at the time.
It was a Union flag which I had acquired by shinning up to the top of a flagpole outside a conservative club late one night.
I'm not by nature a thief and also have a terrible head for heights. In my defence I was very drunk at the time.