Victor Lindelöf

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Nah, he goes home and plays acoustic guitar while waiting for his breadmaker to warm up, IMO.

Close, he invited the Swedish squad to his house for breakfast, not sure if it included homemade bread. He also gave them all the latest Nintendo. How twee.

[Brazilian Villain]

As Ibrahimovic once put it, "I am Zlatan, but I wish I were Victor."

[RamboandBruno]

Im starting to believe Big Victor maybe the coolest man in the world, our very own Big Lebowski

[Smithy]

I didn't realise he spent 8 years and Man Utd and only won two trophies, an FA Cup and a League Cup.  Delighted that he's been able to add a European trophy in his first season with us!

[dcdavecollett]

Saving the best till last, eh?

[pauliewalnuts]

When he fancies a snack, I reckon he air fries a bit of broccoli. Not a euphemism.